July 9, 2007

I haven’t done my homework either!!

Filed under: My Life — happychick @ 6.38p07

It was bound to happen sooner or later, and in that respect I’m glad it was only mild. Of course, I made a fool of myself over a boy. Not in any major sense, but enough for me to take a step back, feel a little sorry for myself and roll about on the floor laughing. I’d just assumed he liked me and thought I’d play along- until of course, he asked me for the numbers of any, quote, “hot single friends” I may have. And that was the end of that. It’s the holidays, and so I’ve been a little lazy in terms of posting an update here and there. What news is there? Cate and I watched the Robin Hood final last night- it was simply fabulous if you disregard the uber-cliché Toyota jump at the end of it all. Consequently, I spent about 45 minutes searching for the series at the shop- they’d gone and sold out, hadn’t they? Just my luck. Shared a smile with the cutest trolley boy this afternoon at Maccas (I wasn’t eating, BTW- just walking Cate to work)- I’ve decided I’m in serious need of a holiday fling. I’ve not hooked in with anyone since the ex and that was 9 months (omfg) ago. On the subject, it’s come to my attention that none of my friends/acquaintances believe me when I say that I’m a virgin. Cate reckons it’s because I’m “hot”, but it really gets me thinking whether or not I dress, and especially act, like the kind of girl who’d do that. Sleep around, I mean. To be honest, and I’m sure I’ve said this before, I am such a prude I’ll probably die before I give a blow job. Either way. I’m totally wasting my holidays feeling left out and pissed off- the extended family have all come for a visit and they’re painful- to put it nicely. I’m so used to being the centre of attention when I come home that all these extra people- combined with getting kicked out of my bed for the second holidays in a row- have made me feel just a bit invisible. I know, it’s just another case of selfish teenager syndrome, but that diagnosis makes it not one bit easier. Speaking of reasons why I want to fall off a bridge- the weather. It’s great. It’s warm and sunny and not as hot as I’d predicted. But warm weather means shorts. And clingy singlets. And these things show off happychicks’ not-so-sexy-anymore-due-to-complete-lack-of-exercise body. I’m doing well, mind you- eating well, and I walked about 4 kilometers today- but the fact that my thighs now produce friction and my tummy hangs over my pants even when I’m standing up make me feel a bit like Darlene Cates (for those of you unaware- she plays the morbidly obese mother of Leonardo di Caprio and Johnny Depp in “What’s eating Gilbert Grape)… though perhaps not to that extent. God I hate teenage girls who worry about their weight and appearance- I really am becoming one of them, aren’t I? We’re off on a little expedition to one of Australia’s grossly overrated holiday spots tomorrow- I’ll make a concerted effort to lighten up a bit- no one likes snooty teenagers who bitch and moan all the time- who knows, if I wear shorts and a clingy singlet I may even get that holiday fling I’ve been hanging out for.



  1. You learned a vital lesson about boys – they’re clueless. He obviously had no idea he was sending any sort of vibe to you at all. And as for the “look” that’s an appalling mistake that’s all too common. There is no way at all to tell about someone’s sexual activity by looking at them – not that the fact ever stops people from making such judgements.

    Comment by Mr Angry — July 19, 2007 @ 6.38p07

    • You were a boy once. Does that mean you were clueless? I bet that you are since you sound like you’re against your own gender.

      Because you sound misandric, you don’t deserve to be male. And shame on you for sounding like a female chauvinist, or female sexist.

      You have male relatives, don’t you? Well, you better not think that they’re all clueless because stating that males are clueless means that you’re also calling yourself that C-word, thus making you hypocritical.

      Comment by Anonymous — April 4, 2011 @ 6.38p04

  2. Cool site, love the info.

    Comment by Bill Bartmann — September 4, 2009 @ 6.38p09

    • You wish that this site is cool. Also, you’re deluded for loving happychick’s pathetic info.

      Comment by Anonymous — April 4, 2011 @ 6.38p04

  3. You, happychick, are an excuse for a prude because you used bad language, which is what true prude wouldn’t or never do.

    If you ask me, you make me glad that I neither have nor want a girlfriend.

    Comment by Anonymous — April 4, 2011 @ 6.38p04

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