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January 16, 2007

Boys things that girls hate.

Filed under: Angry — happychick @ 6.38p01

It’s common knowledge- Boys are annoying. So here I am, taking a stand for all girls, listing the things that piss us off most about the opposite sex. (Please note: This is just a sample in a long line of things that are infuriating).

 

1.) Ogling.

It is one thing to look at a pretty girl- acknowledge she has nice curves/ boobs/ a pretty face. You can even give her a (only slightly suggestive) smile- these things are appropriate. It is quite another to ogle- to hang out of your car window, to give “the nod”- to basically make a girl feel that she is being undressed by your eyes. Believe it or not- this does not make one feel sexy. (Note: Wolf-whistling, winking like a loon and yelling obscene things are also on the “do not” list.)

 

2.) Going too fast.

Sure, it’s great to stick it in, but spare a thought for the poor girl on the other end who’s feeling nothing but the strong urge to punch you in the face. One word: Sandpaper. Nobody likes to think of their sexual experiences as excruciating, unsatisfying and generally a waste of their life.

 

3.) Pressure.

Face it man- you can tell her how many of your mates and her mates are getting it on- you can buy her porn- you can even pull a sooky face and become suddenly “introverted” when she actually wants to watch the movie you guys paid to see. Unless your girl or prospective date is a slut or has very low self esteem, if she doesn’t want to sex you- she won’t. And the way you’re going you’ll end up getting an elbow to the groin and a not-so-subtle “It’s over” for your efforts.

 

4.) Jealousy.

Now this one’s tough. Girls are big fat hypocrites. If you want to spend the day with your neighbor whom you’ve known since birth, who happens to be sexy, slutty and seductive, chances are your girl will say “over my dead body”. Girls, on the other hand, like to flirt. It’s nothing against you personally- but a woman has to know that other men, besides you, whom she loves, find her attractive. This’ll probably happen with her engaging in a little flirty banter- but when she starts going on camping trips with his folks your little red flag should go up.

 

5.) Fashion.

The way you dress matters. Truth is, you could be the coolest guy she’s ever met but if you’re still wearing FUBU and “bling”- it’ll never happen. Same goes if you tuck in your shirts and wear thongs with jeans. If she suggests some new shoes- ask her which she likes. If you hate them, tell her so. Pick a similar style which you both don’t despise. Yeah, it sounds like you’re changing for her… because, well, you are. But if this is the girl you love, and possibly your future wife- wouldn’t wearing nike rather than those old crocodile boots do you all some good??

 

There are many, many, many other pet hates that girls harbor for boys. Whether you like it or not, certain things you do shit us to tears. Literally.

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14 Comments »

  1. you look danderous chick, i have to defend my kind, lemme find my sword.
    1.ogling: this is jus for the spare time, you can have your clothes on while we’re trying to figure your bra size
    2.fast, omg! it’s jus slippery when wet
    3.pressure:she should give it a try for someone’s sake.
    4.jealousy: do as i say not as i do!
    5.fashion: i’ve been born with jeans and T.ees, any problem?
    6. name others and im gonna help you understand why you shouldn’t hate it!
    it’s a built-in gene, we don’t wanna change for any one’s sake!

    Comment by hellboy — January 16, 2007 @ 6.38p01

  2. Absolutely agree with what you have wrote. Being a male there are many times when the behaviour of my sex is very disappointing, i apologize on behalf of those who do respect women.

    Comment by Anonymous — April 15, 2007 @ 6.38p04

  3. wat the hell? dis is so true gal! well done

    Comment by no one — October 21, 2007 @ 6.38p10

  4. lol girls are objects for sex. thats all

    Comment by Anonymous — April 2, 2009 @ 6.38p04

    • That’s a big fat lie.

      Comment by Anonymous — May 3, 2014 @ 6.38p05

  5. wow fuck you for saying that
    your a dick.

    Comment by that kid lol — December 20, 2009 @ 6.38p12

    • That’s pretty bold of you to post.

      Comment by Anonymous — June 3, 2014 @ 6.38p06

  6. Both sex work on same principle WIIYFM means what is in you for me ? If any of them get the ans all above said things doesnt mater and thats the fact

    Comment by Satendra — September 9, 2010 @ 6.38p09

  7. Isnt it true

    Comment by Satendra — September 9, 2010 @ 6.38p09

  8. Do you have any idea what you just typed?

    Comment by Anonymous — September 19, 2010 @ 6.38p09

  9. girl are only for fu*king,thats all

    Comment by batista — January 10, 2011 @ 6.38p01

    • Batista man you will never be truly happy

      Comment by Hi — June 20, 2011 @ 6.38p06

      • You tell him, ma’am or sir.

        Comment by Anonymous — May 3, 2014 @ 6.38p05

    • You wish, liar. How would you like it if you’re female and someone said that to you?

      Comment by Anonymous — May 3, 2014 @ 6.38p05


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