October 1, 2006

I did the Macarena with a paperclip because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

Filed under: Happy, My Life — happychick @ 6.38p10


Pick the month you were born on:

January–I kicked
February–I love
March–I smoked
April–I played with
May–I choked on
June– I danced with
July–I sang to
August–I had lunch with
September–I murdered
October–I did the Macarena with
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over

Pick the day(number)you were born on:

1–a paperclip
2–a monster
3–you like no other
4–a fork
5–a gangster
6–a Mexican
7–my cell phone
8–my dog
9–my best friends boyfriend
10–my neighbor
11–my science teacher
12–a banana
13–Chuck Norris
14–a stuffed animal
15–a goat
16–a pickle
17–your mum
18–a spoon
20–a football player
21–a ninja
22–a permanent marker
23–a noodle
24–a squirrel
25–a baseball bat
26–your sister
27–your brother
28–an iPod
29–a fireman
30–a llama
31–a homeless guy

Pick the colour of the shirt you are wearing:

white–because I’m NOT homosexual
black–because that’s how I roll
pink–because I cant control myself
red–because the voices told me to
blue–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
green–because I hate myself
purple–because I’m cool
gray–because I was drunk
yellow–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
orange–because I hate my family
other–because I’m a ninja
none–because I’m in love with your mother



  1. I smoked a ninja, because I’m sexy and do whatever I want!

    Comment by Sandra — October 1, 2006 @ 6.38p10

  2. I ran over you like no other because the voices told me to -> is it me or does mine really sound like nuts?! LoL 😀

    Comment by Mayang — October 2, 2006 @ 6.38p10

  3. Hah, you know you need some initiative in your life when you have to look down to figure out what color shirt you’re wearing.
    I choked on a fireman because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

    Comment by labrat777 — October 7, 2006 @ 6.38p10

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