August 24, 2006

Fuck being a teenager all over again.

Filed under: Angry, Friends, My Life, School — happychick @ 6.38p08

Ugh, I hate teenagers. They’re just so damn, self bloody obsessed. Aye, hark who’s talking you may say at the teenager behind the screen, but to you, I say, in true bastard style, fuck you in the neck with my hypocrisy.

Yes, teenage girls are the worst. In fact, I would rather be stuck in a cage full of angry vultures than in a room full of adolescent females. They’re just so, bitchy. It’s horrible. You can blame it on the hormones, sure, but the fact remains that people are more scared of talking in front of a class of teens than preaching Buddhism to Christians…

I guess this whole outburst has been fueled by some friends of mine. Without going into too much detail, it’s a whole bunch of he said, she said bullshit. A girl loves a boy, he leads her along. The other girls, sensing their moment to pounce, tell said boy that girl is obsessed. Girl is heartbroken when she is shut out by boy, despite it being obvious that he was toying with her from the beginning. And ah, who, but me, is stuck in the middle.

And it’s not as if I’m holding my tongue to spare feelings- had my way they’d all get a good slapping- girl for not seeing the real boy, boy for being a heartless prat, other girls, for, well, being nasty, manipulative bitches… Yes indeed, I would not have hesitated, had I not had an agenda of my own. Yes, in opening my mouth I would cause a rift between myself and a great many others in the school- and no justice is worth my social downfall…

In conclusion, puberty is the pits. And people who once were kind and caring and normal turn into acid-tongued creatures of hell. I have seen this time and time again, and pity the next and the next and the next generations who will have to endure this hell.



  1. Sis, it is all part of growing up. Yeah, yeah, I know, fuck me in the neck with….well, with something. This too shall pass. Trust me.

    Comment by The Bastard — August 24, 2006 @ 6.38p08

  2. you better not to worry about next generations, they’re gonna handle it, but for yourself, like mark said, it’s gonna pass. btw do you wanna preach buddhism?

    Comment by keith — August 25, 2006 @ 6.38p08

  3. The good thing about getting old is that you really just don’t give a big rats ass anymore if your values offend others. As an adolescent it matters. It is part of a teenagers job to be self absorbed.

    Comment by Sandra — August 25, 2006 @ 6.38p08

  4. You rant at teenagers yet you’re no better than them. And you’re not ashamed of your hypocrisy. Well, you should be.

    If you have one or more problem with other people, you better not be hypocritical about it. If you are, you’ll make lots of enemies.

    Comment by Anonymous — July 11, 2010 @ 6.38p07

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