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August 17, 2006

(Testing #2) Sickness… And no Pants!!”

Filed under: My Life — happychick @ 6.38p08

Ah, well, I wrote a big long post about me being sick, accompanyed by a hilariuos story about no pants, but alas, it didn’t work, so all you got to see was “Sickness… And no pants!!”. Which I, for one, find exeptionally funny, to the point my side hurts.

Ah, well we’ll start with sickness- I. Am. Sick. Sick to the point of dyingness, if you were to ask me. You see, I have a headache. A dizzy, whoa, am I high? headache. And my nose- there haven’tbeen so many snot granuals since the time snot granuals led the world. Aaargg. And I have a stomach ache. It could very well be constipation (let’s not go there). Oh, but there’s more!! I have growing pains in my boobs. On the plus side, they’re GROWING, but really- am I not in enough pain as it is? Kill me now I am so sick I am going to drop dead at any moment and DIE.

Secondly, I have a funny story. Now, to be honest, I am terrible at telling stories, especially funny ones, but hey, I’ll do my best.

So there’s me, after school, sitting on the computer (damn internet addiction!) in my underwear… I’m having a great old time, home alone, hanging out… Until…

There’s a knock at my door. Dammit! I’ve got no pants on. Argh! So basically, it’s like this- to get some pants, I have to go to my bedroom. To go to my bedroom, I have to walk past the front door- which is open. So yes, I’m in a bit of a pickle. So, like a moron, I run into the lounge and pull on a pair of my bro’s pants. Problemo solved, right? Not so. My brother happens top be like, 8 sixes bigger than me. I looked like a clown at the circus.

bahahaha! So, left with no other choice, I yell “Uh, I have no pants on! (what the fuck? I said that?) Turn around!!” So then I run past the door to see these two little boys, about 12, turned around with their heads bowed. hahahahaha!!! It was like something out of a comedy movie… So eventually, pants-on, I gave them money for their school fun-run, and proceeded to turn red in embarrassment.

And that, my friends, is all. Let me post that again.

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3 Comments »

  1. So, twelve year old boys hear a girl shout “I’ve got no pants on” and they look AWAY? Wow! That’s some pretty self controlled boys you have around your parts (if you’ll forgive the expression). When I was twelve, if I’d heard a girl shout that I’d have got my camera out. Probably still would now (although that may be because I still have a mental age of twelve).

    Comment by Paul Brown — August 18, 2006 @ 6.38p08

  2. Hahahaha!!! It’s so much more funny because I know someone called Paul Brown… so weird.

    Comment by happychick — August 18, 2006 @ 6.38p08

    • Aren’t you one to talk?

      Comment by Anonymous — June 16, 2014 @ 6.38p06


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