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July 30, 2006

Real Realisations

Filed under: Happy, My Life — happychick @ 6.38p07

I came to a couple of realisations today:

1. I have pretty bad B.O. Why has no-one ever told me this? I figure it’s pretty bad when you can smell yourself. Ick. I mean, I made me want to go out and test-drive every deoderant on sale. I guess that’s what you get from living in such a hot climate. But still… Oh my God. *Vomit.

2. I should really carry a notebook around with me. I believe i have had an ealry onset of alzheimer’s. I thought of the single best thing to blog about today- and forgot. 

3. As much as I complain like shit about him, I really miss my boy when he goes away. The reason i say this is because he went to a town close by for the weekend, and I was L for Lonesome without him. Hahaha the fact that i call myself independent is a laugh.

4. I am practically in love with my job, as far as jobs go… I cannot actually balieve I nearly quit. God, I can be so silly sometimes!

5. I’ve been refered to as unpredictable. As spontaneuos. In one way, I guess I am. But really, if I’m going to lay down the truth, i have a comfort zone, and I’m not exactly prepared to step out of it, without someone to hold my hand. I suppose what I’m really trying to say is that, as much as I am independant, I’m also as insecure as they come. 🙂  guess, in the long run, that’s what makes me so, er, unique, if that’s the way you want to put it.

6. Fat people should never wear short skirts/ short/ dresses. The amount of obese people in this town is alarming… The amount that don’t realise it is even more so. Seriously, I’m not one to judge, but for real, ladies- cover it up!

7. There is a migration season. Ok, so, lately, there have been an AMAZING amount of attractive men (and women) coming into town. It’s quite frightening. I couldn’t quite figured it out, until today- Brainwave! Okay, so it’s winter here in Aus- but not here in Happychicks’ town, where it’s summer virtually all year round. So, the hot people flock to the warmer weather and BAM! Happychick gets a whole lot of perving opportunities! It’s like heaven on earth… mmm.

What a sad life I lead.

So yes, Happychick is back, and, er, 😯 Happy. 😆

Comment on my blog, mofos- I’ll be sure to return the favour.

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8 Comments »

  1. you have all potentials of having alzheimer’s; you gotta take a test, if you failed you can join the community of under 30 all having alzheimer & im the boss, ok here’s the question:” can you spell my middle name?”, huh, no idea?! ok, accepted. let’s talk about fees later 🙂
    i was thinking of blogging about nothing but not really in the mood of pressing the “new post” button, so im doing it here: noth+ing=??????
    hot 365 days a year?! i dont remember above 60F here till now, may be you can send me some hot weather or i wanna migrate to your city, im a hell bird.

    Comment by Hell Boy — July 30, 2006 @ 6.38p07

  2. You are happychick again cause of all the pretty boys coming to town…..i would be disappointed if you were not!

    All of us have comfort zones that we don’t like stepping out of. 15 or 59 makes no difference. Courage is not the lack of fear, but the strength and ability to walk through that fear to the goal. And I might add, that every wonderful thing in my life has been preceeded by a walk through a wall of fear. Now doesn’t that suck? 😀

    Comment by Sandra — July 31, 2006 @ 6.38p07

  3. “Ok, so, lately, there have been an AMAZING amount of attractive men (and women) coming into town.”- But I’m still in Perth?

    I like the way you said a couple of realistations and did 7 lol.

    Comment by wallywally — July 31, 2006 @ 6.38p07

  4. May I also ad one thing to your fat people comment.. . . Not only should they not wear short skirts and shorts, Spandex is a big NO NO! It has the same effect as being naked, except that every wrinkle, fat roll, and other unmentionables I am not even going to delve into are hideously accentuated by sparkles, glitter, and really bright colors. Come on now, girls, when you have a zit, do you highlight it and draw big arrows pointing to it? If you do, you damn well shouldn’t. I’m with Happychick! COVER THAT SHIT UP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

    Comment by challismt — July 31, 2006 @ 6.38p07

    • You got a big attitude problem.

      Comment by Anonymous — October 20, 2014 @ 6.38p10

  5. I’m dreading the return of low-cut jeans and midriff baring tops as the weather warms up. Those things are an abomination against nature for two reason. First, as you noted, many fat people are in denial as to how unsightly exposed rolls of fat are. Second, many women who are NOT fat get convinced to buy jeans two sizes too small so a roll of flesh gets pushed up over the low cut jeans in a muffin-top effect making them look fat.

    Don’t people look in a mirror before going otu?

    Comment by Mr Angry — August 1, 2006 @ 6.38p08

  6. I’m not one to judge, but for real, ladies- cover it up!

    for you to blurt something like this, i can jst imagine! haha you’re funny as hell and cute chick and yet you continue to make sense in all of your posts. you’re smart, more than most 15-yr. olds can ever be! 😉

    Comment by Mayang — August 2, 2006 @ 6.38p08

  7. *Sigh.” Oh dear for this article.

    Comment by Anonymous — June 15, 2014 @ 6.38p06


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