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June 8, 2006

15 minutes of Fame

Filed under: My Life — happychick @ 6.38p06

I am in the Newspaper. Now, I dunno about you Texans, but getting in a cities' paper usually means you're a politician, murdered, child molester or embezzler. Well, I live in a small town and the newspaper usually consists of boring, useless information and today was no exception. 

I walked into school today and this random (I believe his name's John) says to me; "Hey, you looked hot in the paper". I roundd on him. "What??" He explained that I was i the local rag, "posing" as he put it. then I remembered back to last Wednesdays dumbass class. The article had been printed. Throughought the day a number of people commented on my 15 minutes. So Pete and I went to the Newsagents to see what all the fuss was about. "Oh, My, God". I looked like a serial killer about to go on a rampage. An evil, Hannibal-Lecter-type gleam in my eyes. I was afraid. The colour pic was on the top corner of the front page, and then enlarged on Page 3. I was humiliated. But it got worse. When the journo had interviewed me, I had spelled out my name. Well, naturally, she spelled it wrong. And she manipulated my words to make me sound like a wired autistic kid. "The program is great fun. We all get along and I never have to worry what others think". I pictured a spaced-out 8yr old on her first day of school. So embarrassing.

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14 Comments »

  1. ‘getting in a cities’ paper usually means you’re a politician, murdered, child molester or embezzler.’

    In Texas definately! along with the lethal injections notice.

    Maybe you should write your own piece and make the paper print THAT!

    Comment by jcoftw — June 8, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  2. but you forgot to mention ‘ we are all in the same boat!’

    Comment by wallywally — June 8, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  3. in the Philippines, when you’re in the papers, it’s either you’re a rapist, corrupt politician, in showbizz or you jst stepped in front of the camera at the right time! hehe 😀

    Comment by Mayang — June 8, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  4. Happychick, I agree with Mom, write it the way you remembered the interview going and submit it to the paper. If they refuse to print it, threaten to sue their ass for defamation of character. Bet that’ll get their attention.

    Comment by The Bastard — June 8, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  5. hhhmmm in here if yo have a car accident, graduate or do things like that you’re in the papers, quite like canadah 😦

    Comment by Hell Boy — June 9, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  6. Oh là là !
    Ca aurait pu être pire, ils auraient pu mettre en légende, sous ta photo, que tu étais une politicienne corrompue, meurtrière et violeuse d’enfants !!
    Finalement, tu as vachement de chance !

    (;) Good luck, darling ! War of Languages is declared !)

    Comment by graindlune — June 9, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  7. fuck me in the neck with a translations dictionary.

    Comment by Mom — June 9, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  8. LMFAO!!!! Mom, THAT shit is funny!!!! 😀

    Comment by The Bastard — June 9, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  9. Freanchie- I know, but that’s little comfort seeing I am completely and utterly humiliated as it is! Hehe… Violent to children…
    Sandra- don’t worry, I dont understand french either. she does it just to be a bitch. And it works. 😀 Good old Google- Free Translation.

    Comment by happychick — June 9, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  10. Free translation, that’s right. But shitty one. It doesn’t mean anything !

    Comment by graindlune — June 10, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  11. Je n’ai pas fait undertand qui dure le commentaire. Etes-vous fâché avec moi ? 😦 J’ai une bonne idée- vous pouvez m’enseigner français !

    Comment by happychick — June 10, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  12. Oh Happychick, you’re kidding me when saying I’m upset with you ??
    Because of course I’m not !
    And I’ll teach you French, you already made progress !
    Repeat :
    “Je suis Happychick et je raconte beaucoup de conneries sur mon blog.”

    Comment by graindlune — June 10, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  13. je palre un petit peux francais. j’etudie francais a l’ecole et j’aime ca.

    Comment by wallywally — June 10, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  14. wallywally_ C’est bien ! Le français est la langue de l’avenir !

    Comment by graindlune — June 10, 2006 @ 6.38p06


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