June 5, 2006

Would you like some crackers with that cottage cheese?

Filed under: My Life — happychick @ 6.38p06

The school that I currently attend has a fairly loose uniform policy. By "loose", I mean practically non-existant. If you, like me, are one of the very few who actually buy the uniform, it is a navy blue polo top, and that is all. I wear jeans to school every day. Unfortunately, this is not the case for everyone. Mini skirts/shorts are "in" right now, thanks to wonderful skank-promoting stores like Supre' and Valleygirl (yes, I shop at these stores too. Call me a hypocrit). Hence, the mini-shorts, so mini that the ass-cheeks are consequently protruding and the girls wearing them have to ask for special deals at the waxing salon, are beiing worn, day in, day out, soiling my innocent eyes. Whats worse is the skirts. Not only can you see the g-strings, but the cellulite resembles the type of cottage-cheese my grandma eats.

But wait, theres more. Like I siad, school tops are not compulsory. So, teamed with the ass-showing shorts and the celulite-promoting skirts, I get to see dangerous amounts of cleavage (and nipple, if you're really unlucky), all day,every day.

You are not that hot. School is a place for schoolwork. No-one here really wants to see what you ate for breakfast. Put some fricken clothes on!

Here is a list of what should, in general, be banned from my school;

– mini skits

– mini shorts

– gypsy skirts (they were hot in the 60's, honey)

– muscle tee's ( we dont really want to know that you get so bored you need to resort to sit-ups, boys)

– the desks in the maths room (they wobble dangerously, and have very sharp corners)

– my maths teacher ( nasty hippy-bitch)

– my sose teachers' tops (you're 65 and you have a moustache- I do not need to see your cleavage)

– skinny jeans (they're not coming back, lovies)

– people like me, who pick on others.



  1. gee talking all that hot exposed schoolgirl flesh, now that’s a way to get some blog traffic šŸ˜‰

    Comment by Mr Angry — June 5, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  2. too much skin leaves nothing to the imagination. and us old chicks should never ‘let it all hang out’!!!

    Comment by jcoftw — June 5, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  3. Damn MOM! Thanks for the visual! Tard! šŸ˜

    Comment by bofh69 — June 5, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  4. seems yo’re really refreshed, you’re the only thing yer school needs! šŸ™‚ let’s fcuk all those hot-wanna- be in the neck with a parka!

    Comment by Hell Boy — June 6, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  5. Take what you wrote there, reverse it, and you have exactly what every boy in your school thinks. Except for the cellulite.

    Comment by labrat777 — June 6, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  6. ewww cellulite and cottage cheese! i’ll never eat cheese again!

    Comment by Mayang — June 6, 2006 @ 6.38p06

  7. what??? You don’t like those skinny jeans? I think they’re damn hott.

    Comment by anonymous — January 27, 2007 @ 6.38p01

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