May 30, 2006

Top 5 Happychick Posessions

Filed under: My Life — happychick @ 6.38p05

Top 5 Happychick posessions:

1. My mobile phone. It is my life-line. It's quite sad, because I sound like the typical teenage girl, but fuck you in the neck with a chopstick.

2. My iPod Nano. It makes me look rich/important/independent and music-wise all in one. Who knew such a small object could cause so much happiness?

3. My eye make-up. Liner, mascara, eye shadow- it's almost unimaginable for me to leave the house without them.

4.Chapstick. Dry lips are THE single most uncomfortable feeling in the world (apart from seeing your Nanna naked)

5. My watch. I have a weird little skin tissue scar on my right wrist, so my ever-faithful watch hides it constantly (yes, I wear my watch on the right- shut up).



  1. no puter?!

    Comment by Hell Boy — May 30, 2006 @ 6.38p05

    • I’ve no idea what a puter is.

      Comment by Anonymous — July 6, 2015 @ 6.38p07

    • Let me guess: You mean “computer.”

      Comment by Anonymous — July 31, 2015 @ 6.38p07

  2. These are typical wonderful possessions (and very important, I’m sure) for a girl.

    As you get older the single most uncomfortable thing in the world will be giving your Mother a bath. OMG!!! Talk about role reversal.

    Comment by Sandra — May 30, 2006 @ 6.38p05

    • Is that so?

      Comment by Anonymous — July 8, 2015 @ 6.38p07

  3. Is it a cool watch or a dirty try-hard watch?

    Comment by A — May 30, 2006 @ 6.38p05

    • I’d rather not find out.

      Comment by Anonymous — December 29, 2016 @ 6.38p12

  4. Mom, thank you so much for the imagery. Shut up! Please! šŸ˜€

    Comment by bofh69 — May 30, 2006 @ 6.38p05

    • You told your mom to shut up? You, bofh69, and Happy Chick a.k.a. Ashleigh are the ones who should shut up since all three of you are disrespectful brats.

      Comment by Anonymous — January 6, 2011 @ 6.38p01

  5. It is THE cool watch helpfully picked out from Kmart with my 2 bestest friends ever. It took us a while because SOMEONE thought that EVERY watch was a “dirty try-hard” watch. (omg- i didn’t know it was you!) šŸ˜€

    Comment by happychick — May 30, 2006 @ 6.38p05

  6. Pretty disgusting thought – huh Mark?

    Comment by jcoftw — May 31, 2006 @ 6.38p05

    • You may not know it but you’re also disgusting.

      Comment by Anonymous — March 9, 2011 @ 6.38p03

      • Strangely, I regret typing that.

        Comment by Anonymous — February 19, 2012 @ 6.38p02

  7. Why don’t you shut up, you attention whore?!>:(

    Comment by Anonymous — December 30, 2010 @ 6.38p12

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