Screw You, Chihuahua Haters!

I have two chihuahuas- Ellie and Max. When Ellei has pups we send them to friends of ours, who sell them and send us the proceeds. In a way, we're kinda like breeders…

Anyway, as I look into my loungeroom, I can see Ellie, who is very pregnant at the moment(due any day now), preening herself with her front paws… And Max, who's a bit of a retard(in the nicest way), trying to eat his own leg. It's pretty cute.

The reason I say this is because, when anyone asks what type of dogs I have, and when I reply "chihuahuas", their immediate reaction is to screw their faces up in disgust, like they have stepped in horse manure.

"Aren't they ratty-looking things?"

"Gross, they have huge eyes, right?"

etc,etc. Everyone has somehow got the impression that they are hairless little ratty yap-yap dogs. And it annoys me. Especially when they see the dogs and say

"Aaaw, they're so cute!"

"Not at all what I expected"

Well of course they're not, you moron! Dogs are like people- some are ugly, some are not. How would they like it if I said, "Gross, you have a grandma? Does she have a beard?" Well, they would not like it. But you see, I wouldn't say that, because

a} I am not rude

b} I am not an idiot, and I know that not all grandma's have beards, and that there is every chance that their grandma is thouroughly beard-less.

So you see, I get offended when people judge my dogs before meeting them. And I have but one thing to say to those people-

Screw you, Chihuahua Haters! (and fuck you in the neck with a butterknife)

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