April 24, 2006

Happychick? Or Fattychick?

Filed under: My Life — happychick @ 6.38p04

Grrr!I hate fricken technology. You cant live with it, you cant live without it. It just took me 10 minutes to get onto my blog. 10 minutes, I might add, that could have been spent doing something much more productive than clicking "refresh" 60 times, like, say, finishing my English Feature Article due sometime next term?

Yes, the internet is a bitch. But, now that I'm on, I have something to say-

Mark– if you missed me so bad, write a bloody comment on my blog!!!!

And, at the risk of sounding WAY to vain, I am gaining weight. This has never really been a problem in the past, on the contrary, I was always quite excited to find an unexpected bit of flab here and there, but, I just went on a shopping spree! I bought awesome camo mini shorts while I was on holidays, and now? Well, they give me a wedgie. 😐 Not as amusing as you might think. So bring on the treadmill. The staircase. Anything! I like those shorts.

On a different note altogether, I have been experiencing increasingly frequent nose-bleeds. Could it be that my brains are coming out of my nose? Because that would be a seriously crap way to die.

xx chick 



  1. Oh damn….my son-in-law’s corvette convertable is a much classier way to die.

    You’ll get into the shorts again…..girls gain and lose weight like it’s nothing. Now when you hit 50……drag out the FAT clothes. blech


    Comment by jcoftw — April 24, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  2. LMAO!!! On a serious note. The nose bleeds could be due to a prolonged period of reduced humidity drying out the sinus cavity, or a raise in your blood pressure. Might want to check that out.

    Comment by bofhjr716 — April 24, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  3. whoa you’re back!
    hhhmmm are yo sure nobody blew yer mind, maybe that’s the reason of bleeding.
    btw yo better go to doc!

    Comment by Hell Boy — April 24, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  4. Hi honey! Just doing an little personal inventory these last couple days. I wasn’t avoiding you on purpose, I promise 😀

    “they give me a wedgie”

    And that is a problem? I thought that was all the rage these days with young ladies.

    Comment by bofh69 — April 24, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  5. Yes, I read about your little “personal inventory”- no offence taken to the avoidance of my blog. We’re all allowed to have a dummy spit now and then. The “wedgie” part was refering to the actual shorts themselves, not the underwear I was wearing underneathe, which, I must say, IS all the rage. xx

    Comment by happychick — April 25, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  6. hey this is tyler, you replied to my freshman academy thing, the teacher i have is one sided, and you don’t sign up for it, they put the kids they dont think can handle high school in it. The teacher says they wont know the difference between it and normal schedule/high school. I said “yes they will, because you can’t keep them from their peer’s 24/7” and she just used the teacher over student theory…as usual

    Comment by calypsosunsets — April 25, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  7. I even did a post on underwear….specifically womens panties. “Weird discussions with my kids.” Seems you, like my daughter the Bastardette, must wear the ultimate wedgie thong undies. lmao

    Comment by Sandra — April 25, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  8. Tyler- What else is new. They wouldn’t even be teachers without thier answer books. I did a post on Power-Mongers- you’d seriously find it relavent.

    Sandra- Welcome to the world of fashion. What has persuaded so many young ladies to wear such uncomfortable underwear?………… I dont know, but it got me too….. xx

    Comment by happychick — April 25, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  9. The Bastardette says the thong lays gently in the ass crack. Where as the other type of undies bunch up and end there anyway, very uncomfortably.

    Comment by jcoftw — April 25, 2006 @ 6.38p04

  10. Fattychick is more like it.

    Comment by Anonymous — June 18, 2011 @ 6.38p06

  11. If you hate technology, then stop using the Internet and go live in a place where there’s no technology.

    Comment by Anonymous — July 2, 2012 @ 6.38p07

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